I pee in front of my hubby.
When I was a kid, nothing seemed more exciting than bagging my own groceries {not so much today}.
Sometimes I eat food residue {i.e. goldfish crackers} from Baby W’s face because its quicker than walking to the trash can to throw it away.
Beauty secrets: Crest white strips, lip gloss and dirty hair.
I have never made pancakes.
I leave a fork in my leftovers in the fridge so that I can sneak bites throughout the day {and sometimes middle of the night}.
I always have at least 4 or more loads of laundry waiting to be washed.
I went to the same college as the Pioneer Woman, which pretty much means I am destined to be a world famous blogger one day {lol}.
I have no idea how to fold a fitted sheet.
My dryer doubles as my iron.
Vacuum lines on the carpet make me happy.
I didn’t get my driver’s license until I was 21.
I LOVE Country Crock
One of my most favorite readers, SAHM, {she always leaves the most fabulous comments}, sent me a link to the following quote:
A wife who loves her husband, but doesn’t always show it.
A mom who adores her babies, but runs out of patience.
A friend who cherishes her girls, but forgets to return calls.
A person so energized by being creative, but not without dry spells.
I am a homemaker who would rather rearrange furniture than dust it, repaint a bathroom than clean it, eat out than sit down and plan meals.
{Written by Emily}
When I read it, I thought,
“she could have been writing about me”.
And I bet I’m not the only one…
